Wednesday, October 28, 2009

tofu the vegan zombie

maybe constipation
is anticipation
of all the frustration
im gonna release on the nation
or im just backed up
too much vegan soy chicken
damn, why the hell my momma
had to be so good in the kitchen
now i'm stomachs bubbling
and my ass is kinda hurtin
i tried releasing gas
and even tried burping
damn this really sucks
i could say who gives a fuck
but my ass does bitch
so now what ?
i feel my moms recipe
is slowly disecting me
and if i was a woman
i'd be having a hysterectomy
but i could never say never
to the dishes so clever
this shit taste too damn good
damn, im gonna be on this
toilet forever


peace out boy scout

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